December 2009
41 posts
Anyone know what time hmv in town is open til tonight? Assed ringing them.
‘this door sounds like salmon’. That’s the level of how fucked we are right now. PIGS IN FUCKING BLANKETS.
RT @Tinpot: BBC writers session for triffids: DVDs of Alien, Threads, 28 Days Later& Shaun of the Dead. Bag of coke, 24 stella and 2 hours.
On the phone to a customer tonight and heard John Coltrane in the background. Cue 25min conversation about jazz and drugs. Faith restored..
Merry Christmas ballbegs! Hail Santa.
People, help me out.. What did you all get your mum for Xmas? I need to get something in town today.
Stopped by the cops walking home from my mates, thought I was off my face but was just trying not to fall on the ice.
YES
Why did I agree to fill a thermos with buckfast and drink it on the train to Dublin? 2 hours to go. Far too early for drinking. Hungover too
David Lynch, what have you done to my brain?
Does anyone know, can you drink your own on the train to Dublin?
DIE, Iceland ad cast! DIE!
Weeping at Phil Jupitus’s dalek impression, fuckin amazin
‘pub, etc? ….’
Any good 2/3 bedrooms going in stranmillis/botanic?
Snooker.. fuck off
Best man places sensors under bed which tweet every time newlyweds have sex complete with time & force. @newlywedsontjob Epic prank.
I love arriving at a bus stop with lots of people walking in circles looking at their watches. So much anticipation!
Top 3 weekly #lastfm artists: The Tallest Man on Earth - 5. Holy Fuck - 1. Battles - 1.
Grim day ahead. 9 hours of talking to pensioners about broadband. YESSSS, COME ONNN!!
3 hours sleep and a 9 hour shift then more drinking. YAY. There is nothing I want more than to stay in bed right now
Wants a sexy lady massuse. Back/shoulders are mangled.
Bought a telecaster today. 7 guitars is not enough.. http://twitpic.com/svjlr
I am clearly the only person who goes on this at this time..
God damn Les Claypool is the MAN
Women, work, family, friends. Fuck the lot of it.
Earth are easily one of the most powerful bands out there.
Time for a break, let’s have a liquorice rollie, a double brandy and bitch about the industry…
Anyone want to buy a tama drumkit or downhill bike?
Anyone else have weird vision the day after drinking? It’s slightly blurred..
This just gets better. Got out of bed to discover I have a limp.
Bacon, I need bacon.
I’m still drunk. Last nights Xmas party - bottle of buckfast, 3 big bottles of becks, 2 pints and a bottle of red wine. Left at 12, so drunk
Shittttt, I did some very stupid things last night, shit shit shit.
4 hours sleep, about to work for 9 hours. I am a dick.
Buckfast in coffee, whoah.
http://twitpic.com/s5br5
Fucking hell. Who takes 25mins to drink a cup of tea!?
This has possibly been the most melty week of my life. Sick of this country and the socially overconscious cunts who live in it
Ormeau Baths Gallery later on, free wine etc, head down.
Spent the last 2 hours giving statements to the police in the station. A guy was about to rape this girl in fly park.. Holy. Fuck.